ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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