i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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