I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I think your dad took our porno
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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