Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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