I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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