dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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