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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I just told a bottle to be chill

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  and meant it

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.

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• (714): View more from California

  I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.

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