You're completely useless in the revolution.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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