i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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