my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Randomize
