I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
He kissed a someone with a penis
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
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Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
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That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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