If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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