it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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