Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
We are all done wearing pants today
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