We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
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It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
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He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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