ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
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i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
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I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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