AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
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All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
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You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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