I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
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Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
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The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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