You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
my liver is dry heaving
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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