do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
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I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
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I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
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