i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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