I love black thongs
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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