doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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