I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
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You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
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I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
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