I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
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i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
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i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I agree and I would be an awesome dog