just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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