Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
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Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
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Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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