Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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