Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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