Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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