there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
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I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
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Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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