No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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