playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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