I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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