Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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