best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
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As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
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Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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