I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
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idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
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i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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