This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
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