oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
he wants to bone in the snuggie
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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