I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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