we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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