y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
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We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
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I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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