Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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