its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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