I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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