The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
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I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
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You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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