how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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