you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
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this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
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And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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