I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
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i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
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Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
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