Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
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The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
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Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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