her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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