I wannas sexs uuuuu
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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