I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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