remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
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Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
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It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize